Just when I thought genetically modified this or that had gone away – up pops a truly astounding stupid idea. It seems a company by the name of Lifestyle Pets has re-engineered the tired old cat and dog to produce brand new products for a modern lifestyle. Go figure !!!
How’s is this possible you ask … well they’ve invented a hypoallergenic cat, which sounds handy. I need one of those but without the tinkering.
Good news thought apparently the Ashera is a hybrid cat [no its not light on fuel] This cat comes out of a petri dish and is a cross between three different types of exotic felines. It resembles a leopard, but will still eat Whiskas or Pedigree or any other brand name food and may murder the family dog a mouse from time to time without making you sneeze and itch. Sound brilliant ?. Well the geniuses behind this engineered feline have a price for this kitten
It costs between $22 000 and $125 000 ! At that price it better bloody well shake a killer martini and pack the dishwasher as well. Mango and Pachebel my cats are hopeless at household chores.
More good news from Lifestyle Pets this time on the dog front. Apparently the company also offers a dog called the ‘Titan Family Protection Dog’ . No doubt this is a nice new marketing spin for a focused and very mean dog.
How did I guess- well will we ever learn that this is crazy ???.
PS: Have you checked the icecaps lately? . Seems with mankind learning may take a while.
